Strength of an Ape...
I heard once that a particular ape doesn't know it's own strength....I believe it was an orangutan or something. Well, the other night I could relate to this. I was cleaning a wine glass (which was used during the fun times described in the posting below). There was lipstick on the side of it that I was scrubbing off with some force and the glass simply shattered into 3 or 4 pieces right in my hands. I was mostly OK except for two slices on my left pointer finger. Ow. I just thought to myself, "Damn, I don't know my own strength just like an ape."